The blue-haired matriarch of everyone's favorite fake family graces the cover of next month's Playboy, as Marge Simpson does her best Tila Tequila impression.
Do you like great big, giant, enormous, ample, bulky, huge, hefty, hulking, mammoth, massive, tremendous, vast, whopping, super colossal ass? Welp, this weekend, Philadelphia might be the place you want to be as the Queen-Motherfucking-Bee of big booty hits Philly Gentlemen's Club, Club Risque to meet her fans and shake that oversized, heavyweight rump.
Taking over the role of Bella from Kristen Stewart will be Jenna Haze, the Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards. She has anchored such mature fare as Spunk'd 6, Load Warrios and This Ain't the Munsters XXX.
New Sensations' Ashlynn Brooke Signs In The Great Northwest Taboo Video In Vancouver, B.C. & Portland, OR Friday, November 6 From 6pm To 7:30pm & 8:30pm To 10pm